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Devious Journal Entry

Thu Dec 24, 2009, 5:38 PM
Just because I wanted the other journal off my page, this is what bothers me.

How come none of my neighbors remember I'm Jewish and always wish me a Merry Christmas?
How come everything closes around noon on Christmas Eve except for Chinese resturaunts?
Why do the Chinese places always give us one more fortune cookie than we ask for?
Why do my neighbors right across the street have to have SO MANY Christmas lights? I have to use my thick curtains or I'll think it's daytime!
Why does my internet connection keep dropping?
Why can't the mailman ever do anything right? I hate getting the mail from eight blocks down, and I'm always worrying that we're missing things.
How come I can't find a store that sells the candy I like?
Why does it cost so much to order three pounds of candy?


....No I am not expecting answers to these.

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Secret Santa Wishlist [for the APHetalia-Club]

Mon Nov 16, 2009, 3:08 PM
For the :iconaphetalia-club:

Dear Secret Santa and your fellow apprentice, Santa Finland! I would like to receive at least one of the following!

1. My favorie pairing, Denmark/Sweden, one or both of them genderbent doing... I don't really care. Whatever you want. :love:

2. Russia/America violent smexyness [again, genderbender please]. :meow:

3. Prussia doing something awesome with Austria! [Do I even need to say it? Okay, genderbender!] :D

Thank you very much! :heart:
-Necro

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I Spy Pretty Arts!

Journal Entry: Sun Sep 27, 2009, 9:29 AM


Well, there are just so many artists on here whose styles I absolutely adore, little treasures I can stare at for hours and hours.
I just thought I'd share some of the things I stumbled across. Things that are cute/funny/pretty/just-plain-badass.
My alltime favorite faves!

And I'm not going to comment everyone I featured letting them know, that'll take way too long!




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Now, in not-art-related news, I got a go-see!
:iconimhappyplz:
I know I'll probably never make it as a model, but my friend encouraged me to try, and the fact that an agency is even a little bit at all kinda interested is really cool!

:iconimhighplz::iconimhighplz::iconimhighplz::iconimhighplz:

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A-Z Journal Meme

Journal Entry: Fri Jun 19, 2009, 2:08 PM


Stolen from :iconethelle:. I'd get a better skin, but I don't wanna look for one.

A
- Available: Nope.

- Age: Noneya

- Annoyance: I dunno, my brother, cats, noise.

- Allergic: To some stuff.

- Animal: I like turtles.

- Actor: Don't have a favorite.

B
- Beer: I don't drink it.

- Birthday/Birthplace: 10/24 -- Somewhere in Texas

- Best Friends: I have some.

- Body Part on opposite sex: I think that guys' noses are hot.

- Best feeling in the world: Happy?

- Blind or Deaf: Deaf because I can't very well draw if I can't see.

- Best weather: Cold with snow.

- Been in Love: Nope.

- Been bitched out: Uh... No.

- Been on stage: Possibly.

- Believe in yourself: Sometimes.

- Believe in life on other planets: I guess it's possible.

- Believe in miracles: No, but I do believe in awesome coincidences.

- Believe in Magic: No, but it would be REALLY cool if it did exist.

- Believe in God: No, I think trying to convince me God exists is trying to fight logic with faith.

- Believe in Satan: Read above.

- Believe in Santa: Sure, there's a guy in the mall who asks little kids what they want for Christmas. Santa enough.

- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: No, but again, if they existed, it would be wicked.

- Believe in Evolution: Yes, because it makes logical sense.

C
- Car: I prefer pickup trucks. Shame I'm not old enough to drive.

- Candy: It's tasty?

- Colour: I don't have a favorite, if that's what you mean.

- Cried in school: Like once, when I fell off the monkeybars, and then another time for no reason whatsoever.

- Chocolate/Vanilla: I can't stand vanilla. And I hate most chocolate because the flavor is too sweet, but dark chocolate is love.

- Chinese/Mexican: Food? Chinese. People? Mexican.

- Cake or pie: Well, I like more cakes than I do pies, but some pies are really really good.

- Countries to visit: Uh, the places I'd like to go are too numerous to list.

D
- Day or Night: I like both, day is warm but night is more relaxing.

- Dream vehicle: I don't have one. I normally dream of naked guys who ride turtles or something equally unusual. I've never dreamed of a vehicle.

- Danced: I guess so. I love dancing outside, preferably when nobody's around.

- Dance in the rain: Uh, when I'm feeling really happy and happen to be out in the rain, then yes. I'll dance in the rain.

- Dance in the middle of the street: All the time!

- Do the splits: I can't, I'll hurt myself.

E
- Eggs: Poached and hard-boiled, any other way to cook them can't possibly be good.

- Eyes: Well, mine are bluish green.

- Everyone has: A lot of things.

- Ever failed a class: Never.

F
- First crush: Uh... I don't know.

- Full name: That's nobody's business.

- First thoughts waking up: Now WHY did that dream have to end?

- Food: Is the awesome and I love it a lot?

G
- Greatest Fear: I'll need to think about that, and I don't want to.

- Giver or taker: I do both, but I'm giving more often than taking, except around the house.

- Goals: Are an achievement one works long and hard to reach. Yes I have some.

- Gum: Is really good. I like spearmint.

- Get along with your parents: Pretty well most of the time.

- Good luck charms: Are useless, but normally very pretty.


H
- Hair Colour: Light brown/dark blonde

- Height: 5 feet and 2 or 3 inches.

- Happy: I'm almost always happy. There's not much for me to be unhappy about.

- Holidays: Are fun, especially if I get presents.

- How do you want to die: Not too old, I'd HATE to turn fifty. Hopefully some way without too much pain.

- Health freak: I'm not one.

- Hate: Lots of stuff, but I don't want to go there.

I
(In guys/girls)

- Eye colour: I like any color. It doesn't matter much to me.

- Hair Colour: Anything darker than light blonde and lighter than dark brown.

- Height: They just gotta be taller than me.

- Clothing Style: Whatever makes them comfortable. But I HATE when guys sag or wear more than one pair of boxers. Put the two together and I walk the other way.

- Characteristics: Nice, non-abusive, intelligent [or at least not stupid] and musical. I'm cool with other things too, these are just the best in my opinion.

- Ice Cream: Is one of my favorite things to eat. I love anything with peanut butter and no vanilla.

- Instrument: Piano, cello, violin, viola, claranet, guitar [non-electric] and so many others. I love music.

J
- Jewelry: Is fun, but I don't own much.

- Job: Well, I don't have one if that's what you mean.

K
- Kids: Can't stand them. I'd rather not go into why.

- Kickboxing or karate: Neither. Martial arts are for people who think they'll need it.

- Keep a journal: Uh... this journal thing on DA, but that's all.

L
- Longest Car Ride: A long time? I've never been on a really long car ride, but when we drove to California, we were in the car for a long time.

- Love: I don't have one.

- Letter: I like the letter W. Like a lot.

- Laughed so hard you cried: About once a week.

- Love at first sight: I don't think it's possible.

M
- Milk flavour: You mean there's FLAVORS of milk? And I don't think there's a U in 'flavor'.

- Movie: I don't have a favorite. I like a lot of movies.

- Mooned anyone: Never. It's immature.

- Marriage: Is something I'm hoping to avoid in life. I might change my mind eventually.

- Motion sickness: I don't get it.

- McD's or BK: Both are convenient and sell burgers. So I prefer whichever is closer.

N
- Number of Siblings: 1

- Number of Piercings: None

- Number: My favorite is 48.

O
- Overused Phrases: Anything to do with 'over 9000' 'mudkipz' and 'You've lost the game.'

- One wish: More wishes.

- One phobia: I don't know, the dark?

P
- Place you'd like to live: Somewhere else.

- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi is sweeter, but I like both. It comes down to my mood.

Q
- Quail: I've never eaten it.

- Questionnaires: Are good for killing time.

R
- Reason to cry: Physical pain, anger, happiness [this is why I cry anyway].

- Reality T.V.: I hate it it's boring.

- Radio Station: I don't listen to radio.

- Roll your tongue in a circle: I can't do it! :noes:

S
- Song: My favorite? "Nas Ne Dagoinat" [Russian] or "Not Gonna Get Us" [English] by t.A.T.u.

- Shoe size: 7 and 1/2 to 8 1/2 depending on who makes the shoes.

- Sushi: Is pretty good, but I've only had it a few times.

- Skipped school: Like, when I was sick.

- Slept outside: Never! That sounds horrible!

- Seen a dead body: Never a human's.

- Smoked: Never have, never will.

- Skinny dipped: Fuck no.

- Shower daily: Almost every day.

- Sing well: Not at ALL.

- In the shower: Sometimes.

- Swear?: I do sometimes.

- Stuffed Animals: I have a lot of them, but I know people who have more. They mostly live under my bed and crawl out for snacks on Thrusdays, when I feed them/

- Single/Group dates: I don't do either.

- Strawberries/Blueberries: I like them both, thanks.

- Scientists need to invent: I don't know. Don't we have enough tech already?

T
- Time for bed: 10:00 PM - 1:30 AM most days

- Thunderstorms: Are fine by me, but I think we've had a little too much rain lately.

- Touch your tongue to your nose: My brother can! Lucky...

U
- Unpredictable: I'm not, really. I'm more precise than most watches. "Oh, she's complaining about the weather, it must be 5:32." Sometimes I'll throw something different in to throw everyone off, but otherwise, I rather like my habits.

- Under the influence: Not of drugs!

- Understanding: I can be understanding, so long as you're not a total ass.

V
- Vegetable you hate: Any kind of beans and tomatoes [do they count?]

- Vegetable you love: Lettuce, carrots, broccoli

- Vacation spot: I've never been to the same place twice.

W
- Weakness: I'm a hypocrite, a pushover, obsess over things too easily, fall for musicians really easily [but never guitarists or drummers].

- When you grow up: I'll be older.

- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: None of them. If anybody acted at all like me, we wouldn't get along. I can't see how anybody puts up with me. I'm not easy to be around.

- Who makes you laugh the most: Everyone.

- Worst feeling: Stupidity.

- Wanted to be a model: It would be really cool, but I'm too overweight.

- Where do we go when we die: Nowhere. You're dead.

- Worst weather: Lots of heat. I can't stand the heat.

- Walk with a book on your head: I can do it, but I don't see the point.

X
- X-Rays: Scare the hell out of me. I don't know why.

Y
-Year it is now: 2009?

-Yellow: Is a very nice color, and I don't know why others don't like it.

Z
- Zoo animal: I like the wild dogs.


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Stolen Tag! D:

Tue May 5, 2009, 6:59 PM
Other people were doing it so I decided to do it too!
Stolen from :icondarlingdream:

[ T E N things you want to say to T E N different people. ]

[ A NUMBER ] If I admit that Valant Gramarye is my lover will you leave me alone about it?

[ ANOTHER NUMBER ] ANOTHER penalty for you, Fail-Defense

[ THE NUMBER THAT COMES AFTER THIS ONE ] I was wrong, don't laugh at me.

[ AND ] A billion is not a NAME, it's a NUMBER!

[ SO ] But I don't WANNA be Hitler!

[ ON ] I can't STAND your attitude! I can't STAND your criticism! I REALLY CAN'T STAND you as a PERSON! Goddammit tell me why I hang around you?! [yeah, I don't have the GUTS to really say this to her...]

[ AND ] Yesterday was COOLER!

[ SO ] Yeah, I hate Obama, get the fuck over it.

[ FORTH ] I have very little of intrest to say to you so why are we even talking now?

[ . ] You are Steve no longer!


[ N I N E things about yourself: ]

[ I. ] Valant Gramarye is my lover. xD

[ II. ] I have an old-guy fetish.

[ III. ] My life consists of Elder Scrolls worshiping and Ace Attorney worshiping. If I worship anything else, I will explode.

[ IV. ] I do not enjoy friendships that are too close. I need my secrets.

[ V. ] I don't believe in God, and nobody will ever convince me to.

[ VI. ] I do not believe in the apocalypse, and nobody will ever convince me to.

[ VII. ] I either want to go to a good law school or join the military.

[ VIII. ] I am terrified that if I join the military, I'll love it and never want to leave.

[ IX. ] I can't think of another fact, but putting it down as a fact makes it another fact, so this is a bit of a paradox and I'm shutting up now.


[ E I G H T ways to win your heart: ]

[ uno. ] Gotta be sarcastic, in the nice/funny way.

[ dos. ] Gives me my space.

[ tres. ] Doesn't get angry easily.

[ cuatro. ] Is able to tolerate me, seroiusly.

[ cinco. ] Will not make fun of my obsessions.

[ seis. ] Plays video games with me some weekends.

[ siete. ] Laughs at my jokes.

[ ocho. ] Encourages my art.


[ S E V E N things that cross your mind a lot: ]

[ 1. ] Ace Attorney!

[ 2. ] The Ink Spots

[ 3. ] Yellow, green and pink [yes the colors]

[ 4. ] Do I have another message to read yet?

[ 5. ] My social studies project [Oh, GOD I hope we don't COMPLETELY fail!]

[ 6. ] Piano

[ 7. ] My uncle Charlie who moved somewhere without telling me!


[ S I X things you couldn't live without: ]

[ S i x . ] Ace Attorney! [DAMN you Meredith! I blame YOU for this obsession!]

[ F i v e . ] Elder Scrolls [I have no one to blame but myself for this one]

[ F o u r. ] XBox 360

[ T h r e e. ] Mah buddies!

[ T w o. ] Drawing

[ O n e. ] My DS


[ F I V E turn OFFS: ]

[ Ayy. ] Really long hair

[ Bee. ] Too many earings

[ Cee. ] Hair color that is lighter than a person's skin color

[ Dee. ] Sagging pants

[ Eef. ] Mentioning "God" around me


[ F O U R turn ONS: ] (NOT in that sense)

[ up. ] Laughter

[ down. ] Color

[ around. ] Music

[ town. ] Magic [not litteral magic, of course]


[ T H R E E smileys or icons that describe your life: ]

1. :iconohohoplz:

2. :icondurrhurrplz:

3. :iconicameplz:


[ T W O things you want to do before you die: ]

[ won. ] Learn to speak a foreign language

[ to. ] Learn to COLOR WITH MY PHOTOSHOP!


[ O N E confession: ]

[ FIRST! ]
Okay, this is only a major confession if you know me really well.
I hate it when other people do work on a project, because I feel like I could do so much better, but I hate doing all the work, because it feels unfair so I hate working in a group with ANYBODY but I hate working alone because there's nobody there to help me stop procrastinating.





Is tagging involved? Because if it is, I tag :icongothawolf:, :iconethelle:, :iconspectrafied:, :icondeathmetalfan:, :iconmaesheart:, :iconakacheese:, :iconladydunmer: :iconkanashimi-chime:, :iconarukalilize: and :iconsilkyporridge:

........because that's what I do.

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